For months, I’ve been battling to get maintain of new make contact with lenses. Whether or not for the reason that of Brexit, the pandemic or some other unidentified aspect, my prescription is always unavailable. This has never took place in advance of and I’ve worn comfortable lenses given that I was 18, when I begged my mom to acquire them for me ahead of I went to university, the better that I may espy all the boys I hoped to get off with at a length.

These times, I don’t head how I glimpse in my Coke bottles as much as I at the time did. But even so, I simply cannot say that I’m satisfied. My sun shades are a no-go, ditto my reading glasses. Worst of all, behind my spectacles’ swotty thickness, I truly feel (ironically) sluggish-witted and lumbering, as if I’m moving all over in thick fog.

In lookup of consolation, I picked up By the Seeking Eyeglasses, a new ebook by the groovy cultural historian Travis Elborough, in which he tells the long and normally really weird tale of spectacles. It’s fascinating.

I now know, for instance, that the earliest proof of eyeglasses for shortsightedness can be found in Italian ducal paperwork dating from 1451 and that there were being even now auctions of the shells of Atlantic hawksbill sea turtles (used to make, among the other factors, “tortoiseshell” frames) in London in 1939.

Elborough notes that myopia is on the increase. In the British isles, two times as several 10- to 16-12 months-olds (one particular in 5) are shortsighted than 50 years ago. In 2012, a review of 19-yr-aged men in South Korea located that an astonishing 96.5% were being. Why? One perpetrator may well be the truth that our lives are more and more lived indoors. Time spent outside might help to safeguard in opposition to the growth of myopia, perhaps since light stimulates the launch of dopamine in the retina, preventing the overgrowth of the eye that prospects to it.

Youngsters, you have been warned. Depart your bedrooms promptly in the expertise that by performing so, you may well go on becoming in a position to study your infinite stream of Snapchat messages.

Emperor Osborne?

A bust of Nero at the British Museum. Photograph: Facundo Arrizabalaga/EPA

Getting been appointed chair of the trustees of the British Museum, there’s talk of the purpose that George Osborne, previously David Cameron’s austerity chancellor, will perform in supporting the institution to attain “ever larger” audiences. Hmm. In 2002, I was dispatched to report on the condition of the Conservative get together under the disastrous leadership of Iain Duncan Smith. What was to be accomplished with it? Who had any responses?

Osborne, then the youngest Tory MP, talked to me in his automobile exterior a faculty in his constituency in Tatton, Cheshire. He agreed that factors had been poor. Its associates, he instructed me, ended up as well aged: “What the occasion needs, Rachel, is persons like you…” There was a brief pause although I sat to awareness, asking yourself what on earth he could suggest and whether I ought to be flattered or horrified. Then, entire throttle, he said it: “Everyday people.” Still, his well known Caesar-fashion haircut of 2013 will be just right for the Roman Gallery.

Pretend grass sucks

No fuss, no insects: artificial grass.
No fuss, no insects: artificial grass. Photograph: Alamy Stock Image

When, if ever, will federal government or neighborhood councils outlaw artificial turf? In lockdown, profits of the stuff evidently shot up (even in advance of the pandemic, 8m sq m of it were marketed just about every 12 months). This is madness. Real grass absorbs carbon dioxide and supports the insect populace faux grass ends up in landfill. But these aren’t the only good reasons I hate it. Homeowners devote their evenings proudly vacuuming their phoney expanses of inexperienced as if they were being carpet, a noise practically as troublesome as that of a substantial-force hose or a leaf blower.

Rachel Cooke is an Observer columnist